Rule 34
October 23, 2009
34 : Never cough with Rooster Sauce in your mouth.
Sometimes when coughing things tend to jet up into the nasal cavity via the throat. Sriracha in the nose HURTS! BAD! Today my lunch consisted of Tomato Head hummus with wheat bread and a little side of sriracha. Took a bite. Chewed. Coughed. OUCH!
Rule 33
October 20, 2009
33 : Always watch your iPhone at parties, even your own party.
Mine was stolen last Friday from my house during a party we were throwing. :( Sketchballs! And no, if I had insurance it would not have covered it.
Rule 32
October 2, 2009
32 : NEVER get drunk and tell anyone that again! (the george bush stuff)
