Rule 34
October 23, 2009
34 : Never cough with Rooster Sauce in your mouth.
Sometimes when coughing things tend to jet up into the nasal cavity via the throat. Sriracha in the nose HURTS! BAD! Today my lunch consisted of Tomato Head hummus with wheat bread and a little side of sriracha. Took a bite. Chewed. Coughed. OUCH!
Rule 33
October 20, 2009
33 : Always watch your iPhone at parties, even your own party.
Mine was stolen last Friday from my house during a party we were throwing. :( Sketchballs! And no, if I had insurance it would not have covered it.
Rule 32
October 2, 2009
32 : NEVER get drunk and tell anyone that again! (the george bush stuff)
Rule 31
August 15, 2009
31 : Don’t Let Anyone Fall On Your Leg
Rule 30
August 10, 2009
30 : Seek out the perfect pair of jeans!
Though I don’t wear jeans often, I do value the perfect pair. Mine are the “Straight” jeans from the gap in the indigo wash. They are my favorite of all time. And in the fashion of finding the perfect pair check out the Perks of Being a J.A.P. and her Born To Fit party!
Rule 29
July 28, 2009
29 : Give Your Family Time to Mean Something to You
My mom after 26 years finally respects me as the individual person I am. It might be the most wonderful feeling ever to know you are loved and respected by more than just yourself!
Rule 28
July 27, 2009
28 : Wal-Mart Lingerie is Good for Something!
Rule 27
July 16, 2009
27 : Embrace Bad Karma
Bad karma goes right along with bad mistakes. Pay the price for the bad mistake you made. Learn not to make that mistake again! The bad karma will pass. Start buying yourself good karma! Baby steps!!! It my case I’ve made several months of bad mistakes. Good isn’t going to come my way for a little bit!
Rule 26
June 27, 2009
26 : Never Date Anyone You Work With!
They will fuck you big time!
Rule 25
June 11, 2009
25 : Watch out for Fresno Cholas!
We were completely without reason cussed out by a “Chola” in Fresno. @ the mall. For… waiting our turn in the 4 way stop? Wow.
